me: *sees somebody watching anime*

me: haha nerd

me: *goes home and watches anime*

"When you hear "The Number One Couple in Ikebukuro", you just have to think of Shizuo Heiwajima and Izaya Orihara." - Erika Karisawa

(Source: precioushim)

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(Source: powerburial)

baebees:

bae-cement:

Things I want:
1. Sex
2. A taco
3. Sleep

Things I want:

  1. A Little bit of monica in my life
  2. a little bit of erica by my side
  3. a little bit of rita is all i need
  4. a little bit of tina is what i see
  5. a little bit of sandra in the sun
  6. a little bit of mary all night long
  7. a little bit of jessica here i am
nadiaaboulhosn:

Uhh yeh lemme get two number 2s with Big Mac sauce and 2 apple pies bruh. @blamethelabel looks like my bodyguard here. Cause it was late night, and we was thirsty. #blamethelabel

nadiaaboulhosn:

Uhh yeh lemme get two number 2s with Big Mac sauce and 2 apple pies bruh. @blamethelabel looks like my bodyguard here. Cause it was late night, and we was thirsty. #blamethelabel