She will never be me.
No one will ever be me.
I am me.
I’m the type of girl guys cheat on.
I tell myself it’s their problem, but when it happens every time it has to be me.
I was destined to be alone and that’s where I’ll be if you need me.
OMG they really think I’m looking at sources I feel so bad!
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1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released