gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

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DAMN SON TOO REAL

me: republicans and democrats are both useless

dad: yeah, right on

me: both parties are ineffective, minor factional splits within the same general ideology, and their representatives are completely out of touch with the average person's reality

dad: yeah, I guess

me: the only thing that can save us now is absolute revolution

dad: wait what

me: we start by dismantling white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies, adopting the practice of decolonization, while simultaneously retiring capitalism and private property, and redistributing all wealth and resources

dad: no stop-

me:

sneakycreatures:

this is definitely how real girls talk. trust me, man. I’m an expert on women. I’ve clocked in over 72 hours of jerking off in animated hentai alone

sneakycreatures:

this is definitely how real girls talk. trust me, man. I’m an expert on women. I’ve clocked in over 72 hours of jerking off in animated hentai alone

I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.

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its-saya:

MAKOTO PILLOW GIVEAWAY.
You spend to many lonely nights dreaming about Tachibana?
Now you have a chance to hug his soft (too soft) body every night and wake up with him by your side every morning!
Maybe you want to take him to the pool or beach? Here are two sides of Makoto, for you particular situations!
And just look, he has some long and sweet thing in his hands for these hot days!
So all you have to do is:
1) reblog! No follow needed
2) do it as many times, as you want!
3) open your ask box
4) wait till 25 September!

Thank you for being with me!
And yes, I had so much fun writing this post :DD

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I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK